Chris McKitterick (mckitterick) wrote,
Chris McKitterick

cooking at the McKitterick joynt

Taking a cue from weaselmom's recent cooking entries, I thought I'd post my own cooking entry. Ahem, without further ado:

Bachelor Cooking 101: Soup

  1. Go to the local grocery store.

  2. Buy the new Campbell Microwavable Soup (mine was Chicken Noodle).

  3. Go home.

  4. Remove plastic lid from "can" (made of plastic).

  5. Remove metal lid from can.

  6. Replace plastic lid on can.

  7. Place in microwave and cook for 90 seconds.

  8. Wait one minute while the "microwavable metal" ring around the can's top (this scares me a little) cools.

  9. Remove the plastic lid and discard.

  10. Drink soup directly from can.

  11. Set empty can on floor for cat to clean.

I know, I know; it's less creative than weaselmom's cooking adventures, but I was able to go from wondering, "What shall I eat?" to throwing away the kitty-cleaned can in less time than it took to write this post.

Tomorrow's episode: Bachelor Cooking 101: Sandwiches.

Let's hope the chicken soup will help drive away the illness. G'night!

Tags: life

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