Chris McKitterick (mckitterick) wrote,
Chris McKitterick
mckitterick

update - HIDE EVERYONE! THEY'RE ZOMBIES!

Okay, I should have guessed.

Zombies.


Yes, they're zombies.

Yeah, yeah, you're thinking, "Chris has gone bye-bye. Zombies, right." But can you explain what's going on in a better way? Rembemer that woman that the cop shot outside my house? she got up again and tried to come in through the broken window! Seriously, i could see through her chest cavity, but no blood. She started reaching inside toward me, and i swear to god she said, "Brains."

Do you have a better explanation?

I tried pushing her out, but eeeew, her skin just fell off as I prodded her with the barrel of the shotgun. When she grabbed the barrel and yanked, the gun sort of went off, splattering her head all over the front yard. Her head was filled with dust, I swear, no gooey bits or blood.

Zombies.


So I"m nailing up plywood over the back doo
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