When I worked for Microsoft, we had these weekly get-togethers called WIMs (Windows Information Meetings) during busy-times. Brian Valentine would kick things off by reading from the WWN:
Brian: "Why do I read the Weekly World News to you each week?"
Chorous: "Because we're too busy to keep up with the news!"
I have a couple of shirts that he made for us with images from the WWN. This was one:
Too bad this one's dying and not, say, the Enquirer or one of those that meant ill-will to people.