This ginormous thing - the size of an aircraft carrier -
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has been hijacked by Somali pirates. This supertanker belongs to Saudi Arabia, carries 2 million barrels of oil headed to the US, and is currently held by pirates.
WTF? C'mon, people, why are rinky-dink pirates getting away with this sort of thing? Where are the high-seas police and military? And why aren't shipping companies mounting long-range guns and hiring merchant marines to man them? All they'd have to do is blow away any approaching vessels after firing warning shots. It'll be like the good ol' days of high-seas piracy, when every merchant vessel mounted big guns to keep away the riff-raff when the navy couldn't take care of it.
Jack Sparrow is seeming less a romantic figure every day.
In seemingly unrelated news, the Australian Navy is taking eight weeks off for Christmas. Seriously. They can't keep their ships staffed, and oil is expensive, y'know.
On a brighter note, Shiba-Inu Puppy Cam!