Chris McKitterick (mckitterick) wrote,
Chris McKitterick
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loser-child sues alma mater upon discovering world isn't filled with magic beans

First, read this article.

Next, take a moment and consider if you know anyone this vapid and entitled. If you do, hit them up-side the head with a silver spoon.

What is wrong with people these days? Seriously!

Trina Thompson, 27, of the Bronx: "Waaaah! My degree didn't guarantee me a million-dollar job right out of college, boo-hoo! Everybody else in America has a high-paying job and full benefits including zero co-pay health insurance, daily massages after catered lunch in my office, and free hand-jobs, right?"

Oh, yes, Trina. And a pony. Made of gold.

PS: If anyone I know tries to pull this, I'll revoke my optimism and hope for the future of humankind.

PPS: Thanks(?) to Stuology for the heads-up.

Chris
Tags: decline of civilization
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