Next, take a moment and consider if you know anyone this vapid and entitled. If you do, hit them up-side the head with a silver spoon.
What is wrong with people these days? Seriously!
Trina Thompson, 27, of the Bronx: "Waaaah! My degree didn't guarantee me a million-dollar job right out of college, boo-hoo! Everybody else in America has a high-paying job and full benefits including zero co-pay health insurance, daily massages after catered lunch in my office, and free hand-jobs, right?"
Oh, yes, Trina. And a pony. Made of gold.
PS: If anyone I know tries to pull this, I'll revoke my optimism and hope for the future of humankind.
PPS: Thanks(?) to Stuology for the heads-up.