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Almost two months after the "historic" anniversary of the "Moon landing," Neil Armstrong sees the truth.


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Thank you, Onion News, for showing us the folly of our dreams. Geez, humans can't live in space! Science is dumb. Let's cancel NASA and teach the kids about Intelligent Design! Hooray!

Chris

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jjschwabach
Sep. 2nd, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
Gotta love the Onion.
BTW, my uncle met Buzz Aldrin at a shuttle launch. Since everyone's forgotten Buzz, they missed him on the whole brainwashing thing. He still thinks he went to the moon.
will_couvillier
Sep. 2nd, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
The Onion has it all mistaken. Everyone knows that we never stopped; the government has had a hidden colony there since '71.
jjschwabach
Sep. 3rd, 2009 01:25 am (UTC)
Shhh.... we Moonlings (or Mooncalves, as we prefer to be called) are hoping to keep our existence secret.
mckitterick
Sep. 3rd, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
Dammit, we're not supposed to talk about that!
jjschwabach
Sep. 3rd, 2009 11:25 pm (UTC)
Ooops....
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