Visited Free State ComicCon
This is always a blast. Picked up a pile of graphic novels (and an awesome T-shirt of John Brown, Superhero).On a related note: Later that week was the "Weird Edition" of Super Nerd Night at the Jackpot.
Chased off a Home Invader
At 4:10am on Saturday night (or Sunday morning, whichever you prefer), the doorbell went off. Being a light sleeper, I woke instantly, if not clear-headedly, heart pounding within my ribcage, wondering, "WTF?!" A few seconds later, it rang again. Worried that a friend was in trouble, I set about searching for pants (found some stretchy shorts in the dark), glasses (no luck), and dagger (beneath the pillow, natch), and then headed downstairs. This is when the doorbell began ringing in eanest, as the visitor pressed it repeatedly for at least a dozen times. Now my concern turned to irritation and a bit of worry, because my friends wouldn't do that, would they?Downstairs, I found my phone. No missed calls, so not a friend. Unfortunately, the front-door motion-detector light was turned off, making it tough to see outside very well (no Moon, either), so I inched the front curtain open. The doorbell-ringer had left. Whew.
Pissed off now, I turned on the overhead kitchen light. The intruder-dude CONTINUED TRYING TO GET INSIDE. Unfortunately, the sliding-glass door is virtually impossible to see through when it's dark outside and the overhead is on inside, so all I could see was a hand. CREEPY. At this point, it was time to go upstairs and fetch something more menacing than a dagger.
In the back bedroom where I store said menacing stuff, I discovered that, naturally,
clevermanka had slept through all this. I turned on the light, informed her what was going on, found what I was looking for, and went back downstairs. En route, I also found my glasses.When I reached the kitchen, he had left.
clevermanka, being more level-headed than I, asked, "Shouldn't we call the police?" Uh, yeah, good idea. Ahem.They arrived within minutes. A cruiser rolled past on the street out front, lights off like a land shark, while another pulled into the alley with lights everywhere. Two police walked the alley with flashlights as bright as the sun, and another walked through my yard. The intruder was gone.
I gave them my report and discovered that they had found a suspicious man nearby on a bicycle. Of course I couldn't give any description, but if that was him, perhaps he'll be more cautious in the future. As in, NOT TRYING TO BREAK INTO HOUSES.
My theory? The doorbell-ringing was to find out if anyone was home. If someone meek had answered, he might well have busted inside for nefarious purposes, but I bet he'd have run away. I think he wanted to find an unoccupied house, break in, and steal stuff. I wish I'd gotten a good look and we could finally catch this serial burglar - assuming it's the same guy that's been robbing neighborhood houses.
I'm double-locking the doors now and sleeping with more-substantial equipment within reach. Oh, and now all the motion-detector lights work.
Wrote a New, Um, Thing, Plus Jack and Stella
At last Thursday's Write Group, I finished a new piece of writing. My first sub-1000-word work in a long time! Now some polishing and off it goes.Oh, and The Galactic Adventures of Jack and Stella is coming along nicely. Over the past week or two I've written another couple thousand words. Best of all, I worked out parts of the plot-arc that were shaped more like nebulae than a bridge. Also wrote a scene for the next book in the trilogy (I think it'll be three...).
Went to the Kansas City Renaissance Festival
Since the KC RenFest opened three weekends ago, I've gone three times! Different goals each time, with next time being a group trip to the Barbarian Battles region, where I intend to pummel my friends with foam swords. This last weekend, I caught a whole bunch of shows and finally rode the bungee-trampoline. HOLY COW was that fun! I aimed for the sky, and reached a good 30 feet or more toward it. The combination of trampoline below + gnarl of bungees attached to each side of a climbing harness = HUGE AIR. I leaped so high that the bungees were actually pulling me down from the top of the arc, above the telephone-pole uprights, and after shooting back down and hitting the trampoline, I sank in knees-bent several feet before it launched me back up again. Did this for many minutes in a row, and my ankles were shaky afterward. My gnarly old pirate assistant stopped me after my first backflip: "No more flips for you," he said. Followed by, "You made me tired just watching you."A MUST-DO BLAST FOR ALL!
This was a day when I intentionally wore jeans, not the kilt, for this very purpose. Ahem.
Saved a Baby Snake
I was working in the garage today and discovered that one of the sticky traps I put down in there to capture horrid things like Brown Recluse spiders had captured what looks like a baby Brown Snake. It was still alive, but barely moving. Only about eight inches long, thin as a pencil at its thickest, with a teeny pointed tail and wee face with long, black, nervously flicking tongue. It was stuck upside-down on the glue trap, face first, looking like it was trying to eat the cricket stuck there, only its cream-colored belly showing.Click the image to see the Great Plains Nature Center's website.
I felt so bad! I looked up how to humanely free a critter from the trap, and it seems that vegetable oil does the trick. So I trimmed the glue trap down to near the snake, then drizzled olive oil (the only oil I could find in the house) along both sides of its body. I set it down in the shade in the grass upside-down so that the snake would be upright, then soaked the back (paper) of the trap, too, thinking it would loosen the glue faster.
Went back out after an hour, and he'd freed his head. An hour later, and the snake is gone. Hooray! Go free, little Brown Snake, and eat bugs and snails!
Conclusion
Sorry I haven't posted much in the past week. I've been busy with teaching, writing, and so forth. Hope you're well!Best,
Chris
